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Another joke sent by a lady friend!
Subject: Penis Tax
To: All Male Taxpayers
From: IRS
Re: Notice of Increase in Tax Payment Form 1040P
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The only thing ther IRS has not yet taxed is your penis. This
is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed,
20% of the time it is pissed off, 30% of the time is is hard up
and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of this, it has
two dependants and both are nuts.
Accordingly, starting January 1, 1995 your penis will be taxed
according to it's size. To determine your category, please consult
the chart below and confirm this information on page 2, section
7, line 3 of your standard 1040 form.
12-10 inches - Luxury Tax - $50.50
10-8 inches - Pole Tax - $30.00
8-6 inches - Privilege Tax - $15.00
6-4 inches - Nuisance Tax - $5.00
Please note:
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Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a full refund.
Males exceeding 12 inches must file for Capital Gains.
Please do not request an extension
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Sincerely,
Pecker Checker
Internal Revenue Services
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